Day 129

Too funny for words.

Side note: has anyone seen George Lopez's awful awful late night program? What. The. Hell. Lopez has a nationally syndicated talk show, and my blog gets two hits a week. There is no justice in this world.

Day 128

Lately there have been these facebook viruses going around, randomly sending weird or creepy messages to people’s friends. Most people hate these, but I love ‘em. Because now, whenever I get really drunk and send out a stupid facebook message, I can later say, “Oh, that wasn’t me – I guess I have one of those facebook viruses.” Or, if I think I’m picking up on some good vibes from a female friend, I can send her a suggestive message, and then if she gets creeped out, I just blame it on a virus. This has worked so well for me that lately, I’ve been hoping that someone would invent viruses for text messages. (Or for job interviews.)

[Funny or not funny? I'm on the fence about this one.]

Day 127

Day 126

Um.