Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Day 61

Today's post is a guest submission from a source who wishes to remain anonymous (for obvious reasons). Enjoy.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Day 60

"One day I saw Vincent Chiarella on the street. I was so excited that I dropped my ice cream cone! I ran over to him and said, I teach a class on securities in law school, and I would love for you to come by one day and give a lecture. He turns to me and says, Sure, How much will you pay me? And I say, Oh Vinny, you haven't changed a bit!"

-WT (paraphrased)

Monday, September 7, 2009

Day 56

Ben: "Most of my traits came from my mother, but I have my father's toes."

Aliza: "OMG! So your father has no more toes?"

(Pause.)

Ben: "Really funny."

Aliza: "Whatever. I got that joke from my father."

Ben: "OMG! So your father has no more joke?"

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Day 54

I went to see Shakespeare in the Park when they were running Macbeth. It was a great performance, but they were really short on actors; some of the cast had to play more than one role. I was like, "Hey - that guy playing the Doctor was a drunk Court Jester two scenes ago! Are they supposed to be the same character? Because I really don't think he should be operating on anyone in that condition." Gosh. They give medical licenses to anyone these days.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Day 53

Day 52

The Baja Men are back, and this time, they've put a Hebrew birthday twist on an old classic. It's called, "Yom Hoo-leddet The Dogs Out!"