Day 116

Top Ten Ways To Know You're Taking BARBRI This Summer:

10. You know that Frank Sinatra Didn't Prefer Orville Redenbacher (but you have no idea what that means or why it's helpful)

9. You have three piles of green books in your room, but only one of them has ever been opened.

8. Blank Spaces have absolutely no correlation whatsoever with the length of the phrase to be filled in.

7. You've come to (begrudgingly) accept the presence of puns in your daily life. ("What law stops you from discriminating against birds? Eagle Protection!")

6. Never again can you listen to a song by Shaggy, Dido, or Sinead O'Connor.

5. Three days of Constitutional Law gave you a new understanding of Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

4. You hoped that the US would win the World Cup just so that it would make for an easier bar exam curve.

3. The word "usurp" still makes you cringe.

2. You know who invented Penne ala Vodka. Um. Allegedly.

1. You wish that Windows Media Player had a 3.0x speed instead of 1.5...