Day 18

You know who has power? The guy who writes those descriptions on the menus at Prime Grill. Man, that guy could sell anything. He could sell shoes to a man with no feet... or feet to a man with no shoes, either way. I was stuffed to the brim after my twelve and a half oz. McSteak today, but then - the dessert menu came. First item: "Warm chocolate cake." Okay, that doesn't sounds SO great - OR DOES IT!?!?! Read on, my friend; the italics shall be your downfall. A moist slab of pure goodness; includes distilled rum coating, sweet cream topping, and rainbow sprinkles. You'll have cocoa butter seeping out of your pores! (I may have made some of that up.) Where was I going with this? Oh, right that guy can sell anything.