Day 128

Lately there have been these facebook viruses going around, randomly sending weird or creepy messages to people’s friends. Most people hate these, but I love ‘em. Because now, whenever I get really drunk and send out a stupid facebook message, I can later say, “Oh, that wasn’t me – I guess I have one of those facebook viruses.” Or, if I think I’m picking up on some good vibes from a female friend, I can send her a suggestive message, and then if she gets creeped out, I just blame it on a virus. This has worked so well for me that lately, I’ve been hoping that someone would invent viruses for text messages. (Or for job interviews.)

[Funny or not funny? I'm on the fence about this one.]

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Um.

Day 123

A Two-Parter:






















I like my ending better than theirs.

(Too soon?)

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